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If You Don't Believe....

Johnapool

Elio Addict
I am considering building an Elio sanctuary, where one can contemplate a graven image of the Almighty Elio in a peaceful, quiet environment. Now that we have established that Elioism is a religion, there are tax advantages to be had, and ordinations to be made....perhaps an Eliophet who could perform unions of Eliophants who will ride off into the sunset, tandemly, with Tesla hubcaps rattling behind.
But. like everything else, all this will, of course, cost money. For each $100 you send, you will get a T-shirt with a receipt silk-screened right onto your shirt, demonstrating to all who see it that you are a humble, righteous supporter of the cause. All funds not required for overhead will be applied to the building of the sanctuary.:D
 

RUCRAYZE

Elio Addict
I am considering building an Elio sanctuary, where one can contemplate a graven image of the Almighty Elio in a peaceful, quiet environment. Now that we have established that Elioism is a religion, there are tax advantages to be had, and ordinations to be made....perhaps an Eliophet who could perform unions of Eliophants who will ride off into the sunset, tandemly, with Tesla hubcaps rattling behind.
But. like everything else, all this will, of course, cost money. For each $100 you send, you will get a T-shirt with a receipt silk-screened right onto your shirt, demonstrating to all who see it that you are a humble, righteous supporter of the cause. All funds not required for overhead will be applied to the building of the sanctuary.:D
VERY bored?? lol
 
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