Elio Humor

HHH · Jul 2, 2015

Encouraging
Like-minded
ICE (internal combustion engine)
Owners

Coss · Jul 3, 2015

HHH said:
Encouraging
Like-minded
ICE (internal combustion engine)
Owners

Ekh · Jul 3, 2015

Trusting said:
Then there's the one about the difference in heaven and hell....

Heaven: The mechanics are German, the cooks are French and the police are English.

Hell: The mechanics are French, the cooks are English and the police are German.

The longer version:

Heaven: Mechanics are German, cooks are French, Police are English, lovers are Italian, and bankers are Swiss
Hell: Lovers are Swiss, mechanics are French, Police are German, Cooks are British, Bankers are Italian

Ekh · Jul 3, 2015

Johnny Acree said:
This is from bad lip reading
https://t.co/0ic2hnTvmF

really funny

Ekh · Jul 3, 2015

Trusting said:

good one

JEBar · Jul 3, 2015

Ekh said:
The longer version:

Heaven: Mechanics are German, cooks are French, Police are English, lovers are Italian, and bankers are Swiss
Hell: Lovers are Swiss, mechanics are French, Police are German, Cooks are British, Bankers are Italian

it could be worse, the Bankers could be Greek ..

Ekh · Jul 5, 2015

My Elio came too late

Ekh · Jul 5, 2015

Maybe not

Jim H · Jul 5, 2015

Ekh said:
My Elio came too late

View attachment 6065

I certainly hope not but time is slipping away.

pistonboy · Jul 5, 2015

A governmental crash program is the idea that by using 9 pregnant women, you can come up with a baby in 1 month.

Its true. Do the math.

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