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Ralphe
Elio Addict
Me too... THANKSOMG, I can't stop laughing!
I wouldn't bet on that.....LOLNot gonna happen in the Elio!
Trusting
Elio Addict
The Elio does not have a bottle for windshield washer fluid. It has a place to hold the gallon jug washer fluid comes in, and it also has a suction hose to go into the jug. When empty, the hose is pulled out, the old jug removed, the new jug is inserted (minus the cap), and the hose inserted. It saves them the price of a bottle for washer fluid, and nothing is spilled. Slick.
This is not humor, it is real. But I found it "amusing" and couldn't find a place to post it.
This is not humor, it is real. But I found it "amusing" and couldn't find a place to post it.
Frim
Elio Addict
Back to the topic then.....
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live." ~ George Carlin
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?
"You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'"
~Dave Barry
"I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day." ~ Gene Perret
A little boy was in a cemetery with his mother,
“Mommy” the boy asked , “do they ever bury two people in the same grave?”
“Of course not, dear.” replied the mother, “Why would you think that?”
“The tombstone back there said, Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.”
A visiting minister waxed eloquent during the offertory prayer.
"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without You, we are but dust."
He would have continued, but at that moment, my very obedient daughter (who was listening carefully for a change) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust"?
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live." ~ George Carlin
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?
"You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'"
~Dave Barry
"I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day." ~ Gene Perret
A little boy was in a cemetery with his mother,
“Mommy” the boy asked , “do they ever bury two people in the same grave?”
“Of course not, dear.” replied the mother, “Why would you think that?”
“The tombstone back there said, Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.”
A visiting minister waxed eloquent during the offertory prayer.
"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without You, we are but dust."
He would have continued, but at that moment, my very obedient daughter (who was listening carefully for a change) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust"?
Trusting
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