Favorite Movie Quotes

[Hotscoots]

"I have neither the time,or the inclination, to explain myself to a man, who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner, in which I provide it. I'd rather you just say 'thank you' and go on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post."

 

[bowers baldwin]

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

 

[Jeff Porter]

Psycho: "The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you."

Leon: "Ooooooh. "

Psycho: "You just made the list, buddy. And I don't like nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, [pause] I'll kill you. Also, I don't like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, [longer pause] and I'll kill you. "

Sergeant Hulka: "Lighten up, Francis."

From the movie "Stripes".

 

[Coss]

'I fart in your general generation! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!'

 

[Hotscoots]

"I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."

 

[Ty]

"I have neither the time,or the inclination, to explain myself to a man, who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner, in which I provide it. I'd rather you just say 'thank you' and go on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post."

"A Few Good Men"...

 

[Hotscoots]

"Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!"

A Clockwork Orange

 

[Hotscoots]

"Perhaps they need a good talking to, if you don't mind my saying so. Perhaps a bit more. My girls, sir, they didn't care for the Overlook at first. One of them actually stole a pack of matches, and tried to burn it down. But I 'corrected' them sir. And when my wife tried to prevent me from doing my duty, I 'corrected' her."

The Shining

 

[Buckeyejake]

Where are all the white women at?
Someone go back and get a shit load of dimes.

Blazing Saddles

 

[Jeff Porter]

"Say hello......... to my lil' frien'....". - Scarface