Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )

Coss said:

Fine..... but tell me you didn't grin.... I'm going to go sit in the corner and pout .......

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You're ok Coss! Keep the jokes coming we surely enjoy it.

OH BOY, my time out is over, yeeaaaahhhhh
But don't worry, I'll probably screw it up again.....I try harder like that .........at least I try to........ ......La, tee da, oh yeah , whip and chains, oh and then Great Dane's la, la tee dummmm.......I have a really ill sense of humor at times...heheheheheh

Coss said:

OH BOY, my time out is over, yeeaaaahhhhh
But don't worry, I'll probably screw it up again.....I try harder like that .........at least I try to........ ......La, tee da, oh yeah , whip and chains, oh and then Great Dane's la, la tee dummmm.......I have a really ill sense of humor at times...heheheheheh

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That's funny. It made perfect sense to me.

Dam it, where is the bow button, I think we had one, somewhere, hmmmm over here? nope, that shuts down the monitor...
Or how about this one? NO NO NO that shuts down the compu Shit....

Well I'll keep looking.....

Coss said:

Dam it, where is the bow button, I think we had one, somewhere, hmmmm over here? nope, that shuts down the monitor...
Or how about this one? NO NO NO that shuts down the compu Shit....
Well I'll keep looking.....

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Computers are our friend..Computers are our friend..Computers are our friend..Computers are our friend..Repeat as necessary.....

I love it, computers are our friends .... yeah right...they are dumb little boxes that must be female. We have to keep upgrading them, to keep them happy. We add trinkets like new programs, and little trinkets of add-ons, and it never ends, we just have to keep them happy, or they bitch, and moan, and quit running, just because. Arrgghhhh Boxes, little boxes, made of ticky tack, made of ticky tack....

Ok back to the jokes:

A firefighter is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door.
The little girl is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. She is wearing a Firefighter's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog.
The firefighter says, "Hey, little girl, whatcha doing?"

The little girl says, "I'm a firefighter and this is my Fire truck!"

The firefighter walks over to take a closer look. "Little girl, that sure is a nice fire truck!" the firefighter says.

"Thanks, mister" says the little girl. The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the little girl had tied the wagon to the dog's testicles.

"Little girl," says the firefighter, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck,
I think you could go faster."

The little girl says, "You're probably right, mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren." .........................................

A small-town country lawyer and his wife were out taking a walk when a hip, flashily dressed young female passed by and shouted a sexy "Hiya, Sam" at him.
The lawyer, his face reddening, gave a mild "How do" and walked on.
"And who was that?" asked the suspicious wife, her lips tightening slightly into an angry scowl.
"Oh, just . . . a young woman I met professionally," he answered sheepishly.
"Oh yeah?" she queried. "Your profession or hers?"

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Sounds like this week, and last week, and the week before that, and the week before that, and you get the idea......