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Bill and Doug were having a beer at the neighborhood bar. "What's the matter?" asked Bill of his buddy. "You look kind of down."
"My wife just...
A couple is being interviewed by the local newspaper on the occasion of their golden wedding anniversary.
“In all these years, did you ever...
A man has to take a business trip overseas so he entrusts his best friend with the job of keeping an eye on his wife.
If anything out of the...
I brought up Hydrogen, here's a drawback:...
Yup, no racing this weekend (bummer)
Go do something nice for/with your Dad.
He deserves it.
Oh yeah, all deals for transferring deposits have to be done through Elio.
If you sell it privately, Elio doesn't have to honor it.
Now the bad news. When you sell you Place in Line, the buyer doesn't get #1 - the Bonuses you got | #2 - Your Number in line |
All they get is...
Ok children, play time is over.
Sign above urinal:
If your hose is short and your pump is weak…
Better stand close or you'll piss on your feet. :confused:
A firefighter is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door.
The little girl is in a little...
Kurt was trying, but ended up short.
As I said, all in all, good race.
Yeah, almost too much, wait till inspections.
But all in all, it was a good race.
What happen to #10 he finished 18th?
Ok this has gone on long enough.
Do I close the thread?
Or can you grow up and act like adults?
Yup, but I get it at 2:00pm liven on the west coast is nice.
I know, should be Ford; and with that in mind I say Harvick, in the #4 Ford
Care to pick a winner?
A woman walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"...
A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in America. Well, there’s a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check...
Well the track is showing it's age, I hope it's better this time.
Otherwise, it's really boring.