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Can't wait to get one of these in my garage.

As I recall... Paul's 'targeted' 84 MPG explanation. (At the time the best ecomomy gasoline cars were getting 42 MPG.) When you get up to speed, 1/2 the power goes to moving air. Car is half as wide, moves half the air, gets double the mileage. There's no magic here.

I haven't logged in for a couple weeks and looks like I missed the poll. I would be a YES.

God received word that the United States had turned into an extremely decadent and sinful place. Concerned, but also extremely busy, He sent His most trusted aide, Mother Teresa, to check things out. His instructions were clear and simple: Visit each of America's large cities and report the...

Tomorrow is Friday. If we're going to get a weekly email from EM it will probably be tomorrow. What will they have to say? I wonder....

I got an email today .. subject line: The Time Has Come To Drive SOLO. Can book a test drive in Los Angeles, CA, Portland, OR or Scottsdale, AZ. Too far for me to go. I haven't seen any surveys.

The boss of a large factory left work every day at 2 pm, returning always at 4 o'clock on the dot. After his employees got hip to his rigid personal schedule, they put their heads together and reasoned they could leave every day at 2:05 and return at 3:55, with the boss none the wiser. The next...

One of the networks was looking for an emcee to host a new game show to be called Gross-Out. After interviewing dozens of mundane hopefuls, yet another guy was ushered in. "What can you do?" the producer asked wearily. "Watch this," the guy said. Then he took off his hat and vomited in it...

Looking real good. I'm watching too! I don't book-face so please keep posting here.

Hey! I resemble that remark!

A small-town country lawyer and his wife were out taking a walk when a hip, flashily dressed young female passed by and shouted a sexy "Hiya, Sam" at him. The lawyer, his face reddening, gave a mild "How do" and walked on. "And who was that?" asked the suspicious wife, her lips tightening...

I sent this to support@eliomotors.zendesk.com on Dec. 15, 2020. No response yet... >Hello EM, >I just wanted to check back in on this customer account login issue. Is it really taking this long to fix “temporary issues with our login page”? >I’ve got a lot invested in EM with stocks and three...

A couple of men drove up to a rural drive-in restaurant in a new Rolls-Royce. When the waitress saw the expensive car, she ran out to take their order in expectation of a big tip. Unfortunately, the men ordered only coffee. Though disappointed, the waitress brought their order and struck up a...

A big-time executive walked into a bar and sat down next to a drunk who was studying something in his hand. The executive leaned closer as the drunk held the object up to the light. "Well, it looks like plastic," the drunk said. Then he rolled it around in his fingers and added, "And it feels...

He hasn't called it quits yet. It's all about the F word … Funding!

Looks like elioowners got on the list again. Can't get to it on the government computer today.

The last email I got from Elio Motors was Friday, December 6, 2019. I still can't log in and check the status of my reservations. I asked about it in September 2019 and got an email back saying "We are having temporary issues with our log in page. We are working to get it resolved but rest...

What do you call an alligator wearing a sport vest? An invest-igator. I know, ~~groan~~. It ain't easy being cheesy.

Don't be too quick to count your broken eggs...

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way. Napoleon Hill