A cowboy goes in to a hotel and asks the clerk for a room telling him he just got married.
" Do you want the Bridal?"
"No. I'll just hold her by the ears till she gets used to it."
A fellow was out jogging in the park when he spotted an elderly man crying. He went over to him and asked what was the matter. The old man replied," I just got married a few months ago. My young wife is a former beauty pageant winner and lingerie model. She is independently...
A guy calls his buddy and tells him he needs to hire a good lawyer. His buddy asks what he is going to court for. "I got arrested for having sex with a goat." His friend said, "I know two. The first is the best but he is expensive, The second is cheaper and not as crafty but he is excellent at...
A crowd was gathering at the scene of a terrible car accident. Six people were decapitated. As the victim's heads were gathered, a policeman would place them in a row on the curb. A drunk came by and remarked that the car involved looked like his friend's. The policeman asked him to look at the...