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  1. MikeGay

    Omg! I812

    Not Bongn' just smoke-n-water!
  2. MikeGay

    Omg! I812

    Aren't you glad I didn't say Ba-Nana! Pro-nounce it, don't denounce it! Are you glad I didn't say 'Smoke-n-Water'?Br Nock Nock! I Am, I AM who? Ba-Nana. Ba-Nanas for my Bro-Elio! Come on Paul, Weed-B-Smoke-n-Water over here!
  3. MikeGay

    Omg! I812

    Help Smoke-n-Water that is!
  4. MikeGay

    Omg! I812

    Please excuse my Fo-Pauls. I need help!
  5. MikeGay

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    The answer: One Paul, One Ringo, One John, One George; wait a minute I'm George, Wait a minute, another Paul, No Same Paul, Come on Paul, Let's breath some life in the old boy! One Paul could do it. Boys, we are back in business! We just need to revive Paul!
  6. MikeGay

    Omg! I812

    Have you got a nickel? I'm out of cash, I just put another reservation on another Elio, which begs the question: How many Elios does it take to get an Elio?
  7. MikeGay

    Omg! I812

    When people ask me where I come up with all stuff I rant about I tell them I'm old and can still remember when a nickel only cost a Grant!
  8. MikeGay

    Omg! I812

    This rant was brought to you buy-a-grant got a nickel Elio Owner Club member Mike Gay. This rant may not reflect the views and opinions of the ill-informed and over compensated!
  9. MikeGay

    Omg! I812

    Weed need another milestone every mile or so at this point to keep the ball rolling! Let's get excited! Smoke-n-Water in my Elio Paul!
  10. MikeGay

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    Come on Paul, Smoke-n-Water, HHO/Turbo Performance Package Option right from the get go with smart fuel chip set, external water fill port, and high output alternator! Let's do this thing right! Rock the House! Go to Congress and get the money from Dept of Energy you need. Sales will go up...
  11. MikeGay

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    You know what a 'mile stone' is like for two hippies in an Elio? Pulling over every mile or so to burn one!
  12. MikeGay

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    You know what they say? Elio Owner Club Members will buy anything! Don't share their contact information, but its as good as Acapulco Gold if your selling any, provided of course you are in a recreational state, but for us old guys we need three wheels and helmet.
  13. MikeGay

    Omg! I812

    You can log in to my AR Virtual Store on May 2nd and order one, or you can send me $2 deposit now and I'll throw in my additional 50 cents worth of rant while you wait, provided I live that long.
  14. MikeGay

    Omg! I812

    This could be another mile stone! Another innovating concept first! Come on Paul!
  15. MikeGay

    Omg! I812

    Come on Paul, Super Size that Bundle for us! We want 'Smoke-n-Water' Performance Option!
  16. MikeGay

    Omg! I812

    Special Performance Package Logo might be better as just 'Smoke-n-Water' That sounds way cooler!
  17. MikeGay

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    We need to group together to request EM (Paul in particular) break his own rule on no packages and request a Performance Turbo/HHO package. From what I figure, I mean guessing, I mean what my brother told me, is that the package option needs to occur in a bundle. It's just logical. EM can...
  18. MikeGay

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    No way, I'm not totally foolish. I'm good with 100 on both, lowers risk when doubling down. Not worried about loosing extra 500 later if EM survives. I'll boost the number and cheer for all you who did one early, but I'm investing my own money in AR virtual store I plan to open Jan 2nd, I...
  19. MikeGay

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  20. MikeGay

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    Seriously though, EM should package the after market as performance package bundle. Right now they are not able to offer it for carbon energy credits they plan to sell, and raise US Dept of Energy Loans/Grants..., so the turbo is being left as after market to get around that by allow individual...
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