Things You Will Not Be Able To Do With Your Elio

[aknaten]

1. Take your date to a drive-in movie. They won't be able to see the screen (if they are in the rear seat).
2. See out your rear window (what window?)
3. Car pool with more than one person.
4. Take advantage of the 4th tire free if you buy 3.
5. Hmm, what else can I not do??

 

[BiloxiGeek]

6. Sneak five extra people into the drive-in theater by hiding them in the trunk.

 

[slinches]

It probably won't work in one of those automatic car washes very well.

 

[bighammer]

I'm guessing parking enforcement folks will have trouble "booting" an Elio.

 

[floydv]

7. You won't get pregnant in an Elio

 

[Chaz]

7. You won't get pregnant in an Elio

For half the population that is the same in every car.

 

[johnsnownw]

7. You won't get pregnant in an Elio

And now I'm going to re-watch "Mallrats."

 

[NSTG8R]

.6 - Put 10 gallons of gas in the tank.
.7 - Pull off a bootlegger turn.

...next.

 

[Johnny Acree]

I bet I can do a bootleg turn. I started to type #7, but then I noticed another #7

 

[Johnny Acree]

Hang fuzzy dice from mirror