Yugo Jokes

[evboy]

How do you double the value of a Yugo? Put a gallon of milk in the front seat

What do you call shocks on a Yugo? Passengers

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a Yugo. Tiger can drive 300 yards.

any others???

 

[BigWarpGuy]

I found a page with some Yugo Jokes.
'
Q. What comes with every Yugo User's Manual?
A. The bus schedule.
'
(from site).

 

[Ekh]

A man enters the auto parts store. "I'm looking for a gas cap for my Yugo."
"Seems fair to me," says the clerk.

 

[Hog]

 

[Joshua Caldwell]

 

[Rickb]

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If Paul Elio sees this...........there may be a reverse trike version single seater Elio Convertible Sport Coupe in future Elio model line up. 1/2 an Elio @ $3400.

 

[wheaters]

Why do Yugo cars have rear screen heaters?

To keep your hands warm when you're pushing it.

Some years ago, we were walking back to our aircraft hangar and saw one of our ground support guys was fitting a tow bar to his Yugo. We all shouted at the same time: "You're fitting it at the wrong end!"