Classic E5 Photos

[Muzhik]

I may be mis-remembering, but in my youth (which wasn't THAT long ago) it seemed that every magazine devoted to autos came replete with photos of the cars in question. Most importantly, each car had that ultimate accessory: the hot chick.

Now, don't get me wrong -- some of you guys have very nice families. But I've had my fill of photos of the Elio being modeled by pudgy middle-aged white guys.

So what do you think are the chances that at the LA Auto Show, we'll see some up-and-coming starlet showing off the curves and features of the P5 Elio? Who knows: the right starlet might change a few minds regarding the Elgin dash!

 

[Gizmo]

I say they should try it! Is she an accessary and how much more will that cost me?

 

[Muzhik]

I say they should try it! Is she an accessary and how much more will that cost me?

I dunno. When I could afford one they all seemed to be already taken. I suspect nowadays the right one would pretty much wipe out any money you'd save on fuel costs.

 

[pistonboy]

If you can afford that accessory, you won't be looking at an Elio.

 

[pistonboy]

Who knows: the right starlet might change a few minds regarding the Elgin dash!

No one looks that good.

 

[Karnaj]

If it makes you feel better I'll put on a bikini when I go to the show.

Picture quality not guaranteed

 

[Coss]

I say they should try it! Is she an accessary and how much more will that cost me?

Are you married?

 

[Muzhik]

So what do you think are the chances that at the LA Auto Show, we'll see some up-and-coming starlet showing off the curves and features of the P5 Elio? Who knows: the right starlet might change a few minds regarding the Elgin dash!

No one looks that good.

Never say never. What if said starlet's bikini top is ... modeled, shall we say ... on the Elgin? That might be a crowd-pleaser. Or at least an attention-grabber. I can see the number of reservations increasing by 50% in the weeks after the auto show, with a bump when the photos come out in the car magazines.

 

[RUCRAYZE]

Never say never. What if said starlet's bikini top is ... modeled, shall we say ... on the Elgin? That might be a crowd-pleaser. Or at least an attention-grabber. I can see the number of reservations increasing by 50% in the weeks after the auto show, with a bump when the photos come out in the car magazines.

If they go with a (female/male/transgender -p.c.police I got it covered) model she/he/them, should be 5'-2" max,- unlike the usual 5'-11,-- 6'-2" with spiked heels
. (they ) would keep the proportions and give the allusion that the trunk is larger than it is.

 

[Gizmo]

Are you married?

Of course I am. But that doesn't mean I can't dream. Lookie but don't touchie is my golden rule to keep my damned morals from biting me.