Two-wheeling is much more interesting in the rest of the world than it is here in the US, and I'm saying that as a motorcyclist myself. I've never tried any of the large scooters. I say if you're happy with it, ride on!
A professional baseball didn't have any good players, and no prospects of any to join the team. A player approached the manager and indicated he knew someone who was available and talented, but there was a catch. Naturally, the manager asked about the catch. The player replied, "He's a...
He's a canuck, and Canada has its' own rules about guns. At one point he said there are only 5 of those guns in existence and they were created under an unusual set of circumstances, and then didn't go into a great amount of detail about the circumstances. It sounded like it wasn't really...
A young mother took her baby to the pediatrician as the child wouldn't stop crying. The doctor took a brief look and knew immediately what was wrong as the diaper hadn't been changed it seemed in days. The doctor tried to explain to the mother that the diaper has to be changed every time it is...
Does anyone know how Dodge-Fiat-whoever-it-is-this-week gets away with cars like this in light of the CAFE standards? It's not like Dodge has a Prius or a Leaf to offset their pickups, Chargers, Challengers, and Hellcats. Please don't misunderstand, I'm all in favor of Dodge selling these if...
I have never purchased a new vehicle. When my Elio arrives, it will be my first unless I replace my current pickup first. I'm seriously considering a new F150. With the exception of a 1960's Ford I dragged out of a junkyard, every used car or truck I have purchased has worked out well.
Three couples were travelling together and killed in a car crash. Soon, they found themselves before St. Peter. St. Peter turned to Steve and indicated he would not be entering heaven as he loved money so much he married a woman named Penny. Next, St. Peter had similar news for Bill who loved...
I used to ride my motorcycle at night on the interstate all the time (long story). Anyway, you don't need to worry about the truck drivers. They are largely a a professional bunch. It's the rusted out minivans and anything driven by a driver with a cell phone you have to watch out for.
Back to the title, who eats toast with a fork?
"Stick a fork in it. Elio is most likely done."
"Elio is toast."
Sometimes mixing metaphors results in a confusing statement.