65 is James Garner, 64 looks like Steve McQueen, 54 might be Paul Newman, 12 might be Jimmy Stewart, 59 might be Sam Elliott. Eli Wallach has to be out there somewhere. I need a bigger picture...
I gotta get out more.
Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next...
I've seen something similar to this when someone wanted to put in a driving range on agricultural land. The neighbors fought it and the zoning board acquiesced to the neighbors desires. The land owner decided to put in a pig farm instead. All of a sudden the zoning change for the driving range...
Three ladies are chipping up to the sixth hole at Prestwick Golf Club when a naked man wearing a paper bag over his head jumps from the trees and runs across the green.
The three ladies stand in awe at the size of his manhood.
The first lady says, 'He is definitely not my husband.’
The second...
OK Here's what I sent to Elio and the reply they sent back:
Hi Elio,
I have a non-refundable deposit on an Elio with you and hope you can
indeed begin production in 2019. I understand that the only thing
holding you back is funding. Hopefully you caught the article in the
Wall Street...
I'm not sure how many of you folks read the Wall Street Journal but today (7/16/18) they have an article titled "Big Oil Reinvents Engines to Survive". It talks about how Saudi Arabian Oil Company wants a more efficient ICE to protect it's market share against electric vehicles. It says they...
An Engineer dies and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, Hell has air conditioning, ice water, flush toilets, and escalators, and the Engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how are...
The Urinal is Too High
A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female
teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill
Downs ) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting
industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.
When it was time to...
A blond city girl named Amy marries a Wisconsin farmer.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the farmer says to her,
'The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail
into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn...
THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year.
so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me.
It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very...
Well since you would like Elio to succeed and you are certain the Eliocoin STO will fail, what would you propose Elio should do to get the needed funding?
Psychiatrist vs. Bartender .
Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.
So I went to a shrink and told him: "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going
crazy."
"Just put yourself in my hands...
At Friday night services, Morris went to his friend Irving and said, "Irving, I need a favor - I'm sleeping with the rabbi's wife. Can you hold him in the temple for an hour after services for me?"
Irving not very fond of the idea, but being Morris' lifelong friend, he reluctantly agreed.
After...