Dead In The Water

[goofyone]

Rabbit stew, helicopters , Moderators beginning to see the light and so on. Looks like Elio has killed this site.

Is that you Wayne Kemp?

 

[Bert]

let me guess, you wife doesn't read this forum ..

Nope! She still thinks I"m on facebook!!

 

[bowers baldwin]

Tell her the 5 window is cheaper than a mistress...

Not sure on that, I bet I could get a mistress for less then $16K

 

[RUCRAYZE]

Tell her the 5 window is cheaper than a mistress...

the Elio is 5 windows!!

 

[Bert]

Not sure on that, I bet I could get a mistress for less then $16K

Better get her checked out before hand then! Check to see if the odometer has been tampered with as well!!

 

[bowers baldwin]

Better get her checked out before hand then! Check to see if the odometer has been tampered with as well!!

Hope she has a rumble seat, if you know what I mean.

 

[charchri4]

Not sure on that, I bet I could get a mistress for less then $16K

Oh yeah but the upfront cost is easy. It's the maintenance and end of lease costs that kill you!

 

[bowers baldwin]

Oh yeah but it's not the upfront cost that is the issue. It's the maintenance and end of lease costs that kill you!

Plus no trade-in value.

 

[Jeff Porter]

Actually after we get our Elios, then the site will be in trouble. With nothing to bitch about post will go like:

Yup, drove my Elio to work again, nothing else to report.

Yea, bird pooped on mine, had to wash it again.

I am only getting 77 mpg with the windows down, how about you guys?

Got my first door ding, boy that makes me mad.

etc etc etc..

Funniest post of the day. Well done!

 

[Jeff Porter]

Yea and just think, 670 miles between pit stops!

Talk about making a pit stop unimportant! lol

Driver pulls into pit: "Take your time guys, we've got a faster car, I'll catch him in 50 laps anyway. Anyone got a Snickers?"