Inspirational Quotes

[Coss]

What the hell kind of feel good proverb is that?

Must you spread bad feelings?

 

[CrimsonEclipse]

(*ATTENTION ALL ELIO POSTERS!! ATTENTION ELIO POSTERS*)

Be on the lookout for Coss's sense of humor!

If found, please return it promptly to the front desk.

(an while you're there, try not to set anyone on fire)

((Because apparently it's not HALF as funny as I think it is))

 

[FC]

Give a man a fire, he will stay warm today.
Light the man on fire, he will stay warm for the rest of his life.

Seems more like dark humor than inspirational quote. Problem with that kind of humor is not everyone likes it, could have had a bad life experience involving fire for example. Then there are some people into that sort of humor, my wife got a chuckle out of it.

Don't forget to have a quote with all replies.

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.
(George S. Patton) ​

 

[Coss]

Are you done?

I didn't think it was funny at all, so get over it.

 

[xtspode]

 

[RSchneider]

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Be careful. You posted a pic of a fixie and you can buy 5 Elios for this one bike:
https://www.dmarge.com/2017/03/bugatti-bike.html

 

[Mel]

Be careful. You posted a pic of a fixie and you can buy 5 Elios for this one bike:
https://www.dmarge.com/2017/03/bugatti-bike.html

And where can I buy these Elios? I would really like to have one.

 

[xtspode]

Be careful. You posted a pic of a fixie and you can buy 5 Elios for this one bike:
https://www.dmarge.com/2017/03/bugatti-bike.html

The Bugatti bike is nice, but Thoreau may not have meant that bike when he pictures the cost of his bicycle. Same as most people don't think of an Elio when bring a new car. Cool bike though. Bring it to the first Elio Rally and let me take a spin on it.

 

[CrimsonEclipse]

Are you done?

I didn't think it was funny at all, so get over it.

Ok. ok... one more:

Food is a lot like Dark Humor.
Not everyone gets it.
J. Stalin

 

[Made in USA]

Matsuo Bashō "Do not follow in the footsteps of the wise; seek what they sought."