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I've got the joke of the day... The government today announced that it is changing its national symbol to a CONDOM because it more...
Why are women similar to a tropical hurricane ? When they arrive they're wet and warm, when they leave they take your house and car....
A young girl is feeling under the weather so she goes to the family doctor. “Young lady,” says the doctor, “you’re pregnant.” “But...
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I've just about given up. Hate to say that. I will never believe it was a scam or anything other than a failed start up business. But I...
The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try...
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What did the dumb blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios? "Oh look! Donut Seeds!"...
I'm surprised that it got past the censors.