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outsydthebox

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Take it from a guy who, as a teen, rode his unicycle everywhere (I even delivered the newspaper on it). The joke that we (owners) will hear is..."Hey buddy, you lost a wheel!" Followed by the roar of self satisfied laughter. Everyone seems to think they are the first to think if it. :)
 
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ross

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Did you know that 97% Ford trucks are still on the road? The other 3% made it home.
I love that Ford not only circled the problem, they high-lighted it in blue.
Fix or repair daily, found on road dead, f#%*ed over on a raw deal, fill oil reservoir daily,for old retired doctors
Made Of Parts Already Ruined. And I won't tell you what Pontiac stands for.
 
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