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Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )
- Thread starter Keith Dahl
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CrimsonEclipse
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I have eight old cars between the years of 1960 and 1971. When having old cars, it is best to have several. It increases the chance that one of them is running that day.
I don't own my cars. My cars own me.
I don't own my cars. My cars own me.
wheaters
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Thirty years ago, we came back from lunch to see one of our aircraft mechanics fitting a tow-bar to the rear of his Yugo.
Three of us shouted, in one voice "You're fitting it to the wrong end!"
Three of us shouted, in one voice "You're fitting it to the wrong end!"
Hotscoots
Elio Addict
Guy walks into my parts store. Says "I need a gas cap for a Kia."
I said, okay, sounds like a fair trade
I said, okay, sounds like a fair trade
Hotscoots
Elio Addict
A penguin is driving along the highway when, suddenly his engine starts running rough and he sees smoke in his rearview mirror. He pulls off the highway and finds the nearest service station, and pulls up to the garage with the car shaking and sputtering. He tells the mechanic what happened, and the mechanic says "OK, give me 10 minutes to check it out."
Meanwhile, the penguin sees an ice cream shop across the street. Thinking this is a perfect time for a tasty treat, he heads over and gets himself an ice cream cone.
After he finishes, he walks back over to the garage, and asks the mechanic "So, did you find out what's wrong?"
The mechanic looks at the penguin and says "It looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin quickly wipes his face and says "Oh, no, that's just the ice cream."
Meanwhile, the penguin sees an ice cream shop across the street. Thinking this is a perfect time for a tasty treat, he heads over and gets himself an ice cream cone.
After he finishes, he walks back over to the garage, and asks the mechanic "So, did you find out what's wrong?"
The mechanic looks at the penguin and says "It looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin quickly wipes his face and says "Oh, no, that's just the ice cream."
Dusty921
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I find myself going to this thread every time the others get too stupid.
