Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )

[Mel]

And so I don't get it. This is the joke thread, and I didn't get your joke Ty. That sounded like you forgot to include the punch line, or something.

The "time travel" vehicle in "Back To The Future" was a DeLorean.

 

[Coss]

Ohhh got it....

 

[Johnny Acree]

Oooh!!! That hurt! So far over my head I had no idea☺

 

[Coss]

Oooh!!! That hurt! So far over my head I had no idea☺

Push a button, any button.

 

[Ty]

Ohhh got it....

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Man, how fair is that!?!? I like a good thinking joke... Of course, as explained above, in the "Back to the Future" movies, Marty McFly would take a DeLorean to go from time period to time period.

 

[Coss]

Man, how fair is that!?!? I like a good thinking joke... Of course, as explained above, in the "Back to the Future" movies, Marty McFly would take a DeLorean to go from time period to time period.

Y'all have to understand, we's here are a simple folk, don't cauz no trouble, and purtty much like da simpler stuff.
Is dat ok with y'all?

 

[Ty]

Y'all have to understand, we's here are a simple folk, don't cauz no trouble, and purtty much like da simpler stuff.
Is dat ok with y'all?

That's just fine by me. I was born a simple country boy down in Georgia once upon quite a few years ago.

 

[Mel]

Y'all have to understand, we's here are a simple folk, don't cauz no trouble, and purtty much like da simpler stuff.
Is dat ok with y'all?

So you're sayin' You've never gone back to the future?

 

[Frim]

Y'all have to understand, we's here are a simple folk, don't cauz no trouble, and purtty much like da simpler stuff.
Is dat ok with y'all?

I'll bet you have never used "pert nearit" in a college English class. But I did, and the professor felt called upon to explain it to the chuckling class. I was too naïve to be embarrassed. I didn't know why there were so many ignorant people in an English class.

 

[Coss]

I'm so glad this is a joke thread .............