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Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Keith Dahl, Sep 20, 2014.

  1. Coss

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    A guy is traveling across the plains of America and stops at a roadhouse.
    He stands at the end of the bar quietly sipping his beer and blowing smoke rings.

    After this goes on for a while an angry Indian approaches him and says,
    “Now buddy, listen if you don’t stop insulting my wife, I’ll kick the crap out of you!” :very_drunk: .. .. :becky:
     
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    A little boy was attending church with his mother when he suddenly turned to his mother and said "Mummy, I feel a bit sick."

    His mother replied, "Don't worry dear, just go outside until you feel a better."

    So he went outside but was back in a very short time and his mother enquired if he was okay.

    "Yes," he replied, "I found a bowl which said 'For the Sick’."
     
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    The cake serving machine
     
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    That was good, kind of a long drawn out process, but it worked.
    Wonder how many tries it took him?
     

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