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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Keith Dahl, Sep 20, 2014.
Come up here, we'll show you what rain is like...….
jist one more...
I feel your pain Coss, but in 2017 Harvey dumped 62 inches on us so I dunno if you can top that... just sayin'
So you live in the Pacific NorthWet?
The last guy wasn't impeached!
Yup, moved here in 1975, been here ever since, came from South Chicago.
And it rains a lot, but not really, it's just that it's a light pissy rain that happens a LOT. That's why it's so green up here.
It's green all year long, just more so in the spring, in the summer it's dry for 2 months, and dry early fall.
This elderly lady is a widow two times and she decides to get married again. On the wedding day she shows up at the church in a white dress.
The preacher comes over and says, "Excuse me, but what are you doing?"
She replies, "Preacher, I came to get married."
He said, "Don’t you know that only virgins are supposed to dress in white on their wedding day?"
She responds, "But Preacher, I’m still a virgin."
"I married you two times in this church before. How can you tell me that you are still a virgin?"
"I am and I can prove it. Look, my first husband was a gynecologist all he wanted was to look at it.
My second husband was a stamp collector... boy do I miss that guy."
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
I don't know why you're shaking, she's gonna eat me! ……………………..
Pay attention snowflakes...