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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Keith Dahl, Sep 20, 2014.

  1. Coss

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    Come up here, we'll show you what rain is like...….
     
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    jist one more...;)




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    I feel your pain Coss, but in 2017 Harvey dumped 62 inches on us so I dunno if you can top that... just sayin'


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    So you live in the Pacific NorthWet?
     
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    The last guy wasn't impeached!
     
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    Yup, moved here in 1975, been here ever since, came from South Chicago.
    And it rains a lot, but not really, it's just that it's a light pissy rain that happens a LOT. That's why it's so green up here.
    It's green all year long, just more so in the spring, in the summer it's dry for 2 months, and dry early fall.
     
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    This elderly lady is a widow two times and she decides to get married again. On the wedding day she shows up at the church in a white dress.
    The preacher comes over and says, "Excuse me, but what are you doing?"

    She replies, "Preacher, I came to get married."

    He said, "Don’t you know that only virgins are supposed to dress in white on their wedding day?"

    She responds, "But Preacher, I’m still a virgin."

    "I married you two times in this church before. How can you tell me that you are still a virgin?"

    "I am and I can prove it. Look, my first husband was a gynecologist all he wanted was to look at it.
    My second husband was a stamp collector... boy do I miss that guy."
     
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    What did the banana say to the vibrator?

    I don't know why you're shaking, she's gonna eat me! ……………………..:drum:
     
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    Pay attention snowflakes...;)
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