Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )

[hawg_ryder]

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[hawg_ryder]

I'm taking orders!

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[hawg_ryder]

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[Coss]

What do you call words that upset rabbits?

They're called 'Hare Triggers.' ....................................................................................................

 

[Coss]

Where do bicycles go for a drink around here?

Handle bars............................. .............................

 

[Coss]

When single ladies near the age of 50, they tend to get lots of cats...

This phenomenon is known as many-paws ...........................................................................................

 

[hawg_ryder]

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[Mel]

Old couple sitting on the porch sharing a glass of wine. The old lady says, "I love you so much. I can't live without you!"

The old man says, "Is that you talking or the wine?" The lady replies, "It's me talking TO the wine!"

 

[Coss]

A guy walks into a bar, and shouts: "When I drink - everybody drinks!"

Everybody’s cheering him, and applauding like crazy. Feeling great he finishes his beer, asks for another one, and shouts: "When I drink again - everybody drinks again!"
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Once again, everybody's cheering him. He’s the hero of the bar.

When he's done drinking, he pulls out his wallet, and shouts: "When I pay - everybody pays!"....................................

 

[Coss]

Confucius says…

Man with hand in pocket....feel cocky all day!