This is more a joke but riddle"ish" its kinda long so I shortened it but you get the gist (hint: suppose to be told to the opposite sex)
3 Flies........
3 Flies are trapped in a wine bottle with the cork on top the bottle…….
1 Female, 2 Males….
The 2 males are buzzing at the top desperately trying to figure out how to get out.
Eventually 1 flies to the bottom to ask the female if she knows since she is calm and cool…
She says “First you’ve gotta give me a little”, he complies and she tells him to get his wings going REAL slow, hit that crack up there and twist and turn and you’ll be out. So he does, gets stuck and suffocates and dies.
2nd male ponders for a while, cant take it, finally goes down to the female and asks again “how to get out?”
She replies “First you’ve gotta give me a little” they do it and she tells him to get his wings going REAL fast, hit that crack up there and swoosh, you’ll be out. So he does, hits the crack, breaks his neck and falls to the bottom dead.
The female then, gets her wings going and flies out…….