Should I Stay Or Should I Go?

[Ocean9000]

Realizing I have a dark and somewhat obscure sense of humour and that I am almost never serious (I have had enough serious for ten lifetimes, I despise serious), it has slowly filtered into what passes for my conciousness that I seem to be aggravating some of the folks on this board. It is not intentional. But it is the way I am wired. I could not change it if I wanted to. I know, I used to try. So if I am making you unhappy or angry or annoyed, just tell me to sod off and I am gone, never to return.
What a deal, eh?
I am thinking of a number between one and the number of pan-galactic gargle blasters I can down in an evening. If I get that many requests, you are shod of me.

 

[johnsnownw]

How do you measure against Ford?

 

[Ocean9000]

I always pack a towel, but I am more a Zaphod Beeblebrox sort of fellow... two heads, President of the Universe and all...

(for a minute there I was going to ask if you meant the car, the former POTUS or the gumball)

And do you dress in all black, John Snow?

 

[Bert]

Are you the one who eats pork n beans at the movie theater?

 

[Ocean9000]

Certainly not, I eat pork and beans before I go to the theatre, but only if it doesn't have too much Spam in it.
Because nothing shows consideration for your fellow man like a 10 second, four octave gaseous discharge of slightly impure methane during a quiet scene.

 

[johnsnownw]

Zaphod recommended only having one, so maybe shoot for the sickly mega fauna instead.

Only Cash can pull off dressing all in black, Ygritte told/showed Jon as much.

 

[Ocean9000]

Cash... and J and K, because they made it look good!

 

[Ocean9000]

To remove all doubt, the poll is NOT a joke, you are voting for me to stay or go, so have at it.

 

[Bert]

Where do you stand on the Elio cup holders? Is two enough?

 

[WilliamH]

Zaphod recommended only having one, so maybe shoot for the sickly mega fauna instead.

Only Cash can pull off dressing all in black, Ygritte told/showed Jon as much.

Cash... and J and K, because they made it look good!

But keep in mind that Cash said "I'd love to wear a rainbow every day"