Things You Will Not Be Able To Do With Your Elio

[Lynn D]

You and your significant other won't have a back seat driver.

 

[floydv]

You won't be able to go four-wheelin.

 

[Mel]

6. Sneak five extra people into the drive-in theater by hiding them in the trunk.

This brings back memories. My first job was running the projectors at a drive-in theater. Our admission price was $1 per carload every night.
Believe it or not we still had people sneak in in the trunk.

 

[Folks]

7. You won't get pregnant in an Elio

Well you just don't sell your red blooded American short. The only problem I see is that you can't do it while driving. And then again, without close observation, those observing may think it's just you and you Elio involved.

 

[Folks]

.6 - Put 10 gallons of gas in the tank.
.7 - Pull off a bootlegger turn.

...next.

I've just invented a dehydrated powder form of Jack Daniels.

 

[DailyLunatic]

You can't take your driving test in an Elio. As I understand the instructor (?) has to be in the front seat with you.

-sterling

 

[Johnny Acree]

I wonder, Could an Elio pass the motorcycle test? I've never taken the rider test, but I hear you don't want to take it on a big bike.

 

[dbatch1715]

15.) help your friends move (bodies?) on the weekend

just talked to the WSFS help line, it definitely qualifies under the sub 14' category at only 160", as long as they are registered as a motorcycle (which the autocycles are) they will get staged with the motorcycle lane and get priority loading. the only difference is as with LONG motorcycles (over 8' ) they will be charged as 8'-14 vehicles for toll's

Roll the body up in a carpet and tie it to the roof. Like the Griswolds did to Aunt Edna in National Lampoon's Vacation.

 

[aahz]

I've just invented a dehydrated powder form of Jack Daniels.

OHH, OHH, I want some!

 

[bebopag]

bop been training his solid mahogany Sheltie to jump from bop's lap, up over bop's left shoulder into the back seat (as he'll need do in bop's Elio).
Dog "Benny" looks like a little fox.
Gotta work hard on teaching "Benny" how to place his paws on the Elio's steering wheel.