Where's Paul?

[Watashiwah]

Paul even appearing anywhere and even spouting bland drivel like in the Momentum’ would be a good thing!!

I guess, tho, the only reason for the ‘Momentum,’ is that it can’t answer direct questions. The typical questions that do pop up are those manufactured types like: ‘Many of you have written in about anxiety and claustrophobic attacks while in the back seat, and whether there will be hand holds for scrambling out. We have good news on that for all you Elio ‘co pilots’ out there!! Our virtual hand holds will be bright, in color, and will incorporate, state of the art, Glow In The Dark (GITD™) technology, in two textures, as well: we have thought about our vision impaired and anxiety ridden back seaters! We know how important it is to make you feel happy to virtually know what you are grabbing in the dark with that hopeless feeling of ‘clutching at straws.’

 

[Ty]

Paul even appearing anywhere and even spouting bland drivel like in the Momentum’ would be a good thing!!

I guess, tho, the only reason for the ‘Momentum,’ is that it can’t answer direct questions. The typical questions that do pop up are those manufactured types like: ‘Many of you have written in about anxiety and claustrophobic attacks while in the back seat, and whether there will be hand holds for scrambling out. We have good news on that for all you Elio ‘co pilots’ out there!! Our virtual hand holds will be bright, in color, and will incorporate, state of the art, Glow In The Dark (GITD™) technology, in two textures, as well: we have thought about our vision impaired and anxiety ridden back seaters! We know how important it is to make you feel happy to virtually know what you are grabbing in the dark with that hopeless feeling of ‘clutching at straws.’

Wait a minute... Do you write the Blogs?

 

[Coss]

I think that should be sent in as a suggestion.
So the question becomes, do you want to?
Or do you want me to screen scrap it and take credit for it?

 

[Watashiwah]

Coss, if you’re referring to my ‘tongue in cheek’ Momentum update sure, send it in if you want to! I bet someone even remotely remaining with Elio Motors, even if not on a payroll, keeps up with this, and other websites already, tho.

Just an idea: Since we have all this idle time to kill, let’s have a contest like where people fill in a caption to a cartoon, or similar!! Maybe you, or one of the other mods, can pick out some obscure real, imagined, or virtual part (or better yet, a feature!) and we could create a fictional ‘Momentum’ entry!! We could vote on how it would appeal to us readers: extra points for how it ties in to a request from someone interested and even more points for how it relates to upcoming current events like the SuperBowl or Valentines Day!!

It would be fun and keep our minds off searching for Paul and asking more stupid and unanswered questions.

What do y’all think?

 

[RSchneider]

Paul even appearing anywhere and even spouting bland drivel like in the Momentum’ would be a good thing!!

I guess, tho, the only reason for the ‘Momentum,’ is that it can’t answer direct questions. The typical questions that do pop up are those manufactured types like: ‘Many of you have written in about anxiety and claustrophobic attacks while in the back seat, and whether there will be hand holds for scrambling out. We have good news on that for all you Elio ‘co pilots’ out there!! Our virtual hand holds will be bright, in color, and will incorporate, state of the art, Glow In The Dark (GITD™) technology, in two textures, as well: we have thought about our vision impaired and anxiety ridden back seaters! We know how important it is to make you feel happy to virtually know what you are grabbing in the dark with that hopeless feeling of ‘clutching at straws.’

I know who asked that question. It's because riding in the back can be quite dangerous.

 

[wizard of ahs]

Coss, if you’re referring to my ‘tongue in cheek’ Momentum update sure, send it in if you want to! I bet someone even remotely remaining with Elio Motors, even if not on a payroll, keeps up with this, and other websites already, tho.

Just an idea: Since we have all this idle time to kill, let’s have a contest like where people fill in a caption to a cartoon, or similar!! Maybe you, or one of the other mods, can pick out some obscure real, imagined, or virtual part (or better yet, a feature!) and we could create a fictional ‘Momentum’ entry!! We could vote on how it would appeal to us readers: extra points for how it ties in to a request from someone interested and even more points for how it relates to upcoming current events like the SuperBowl or Valentines Day!!

It would be fun and keep our minds off searching for Paul and asking more stupid and unanswered questions.

What do y’all think?

I think (know) the mods already spend too much time here, since you brought it up, why don't YOU do it

 

[Watashiwah]

I think (know) the mods already spend too much time here, since you brought it up, why don't YOU do it

I’m not at all interested in a running, or entering, a contest, Coss seemed interested in forwarding spoof ‘Momentum’ drivel. I was just offering up an idea.

 

[Johnny Acree]

Where is Paul? You mean, the guy with the glasses?

Finding Waldo or who ever will be much easier with one of these,
http://www.thebigshow.com/vod_html5/videos/20180821/high.mp4