Maurtis
Elio Addict
You see a man driving an elio with bubble contrails....you know he ain't afraid of anything....
I passed a coworker on the way home a while back and later he told me "when I saw a big guy on Harley with a pink/purple ponytail zip past me, I knew that was not a guy to be messed with..." I have a ponytail stuck to the back of my helmet. The Elio might need some too...