Things You Will Not Be Able To Do With Your Elio

[Johnny Acree]

will not be able to be shy and avoid people staring, pointing and coming up to talk about "what is that" when you park. Of course not problem for me as I had that with my three Pontiac Solstices and my 1000 horsepower, 120 MPH speed boat.

Us early smart adopters had that problem for a while. At first it was fun. then I just printed up a stack of answers to the ten most ask questions and put them under the wiper blade when parked and on the passenger seat when just stopped, and some inside the store for people who would come inside just to talk about it! Other wise I couldn't get any work done. I'm no dummy though. When I saw how much attention the little feller got I ordered up some stickers for the doors.

 

[Coss]

where will we fit the wall of speakers?

That's why EM went to metal; they'll attach surface transducers and make the whole body a speaker.

 

[Music Man]

That's why EM went to metal; they'll attach surface transducers and make the whole body a speaker.

Good evening Coss. LOVE your avatar! Is the little gray cat actually one of yours? Last year my Vet, being aware of my very soft, kind heart, convinced me to take a little gray kitten that he had just had to amputate a front leg on.

It didn't take much twisting of my arm to bring the kitten into my home. :-)

Love my 3 legged cat!

Kudos to you, if the cat is yours!

 

[Chaz]

Trunk is also not large enough for a Trunk Monkey

It could easily hold a squirrel monkey

 

[Ekh]

Can't dodge potholes.
Can't get it with 4wd.
Can carry a 9x12 rug rolled and sticking out the back. (Probably)
Can't bring the garbage cans up from the road (600 feet in our case)
Can't stop grinning.

 

[Coss]

Good evening Coss. LOVE your avatar! Is the little gray cat actually one of yours? Last year my Vet, being aware of my very soft, kind heart, convinced me to take a little gray kitten that he had just had to amputate a front leg on.
It didn't take much twisting of my arm to bring the kitten into my home. :-)
Love my 3 legged cat!
Kudos to you, if the cat is yours!

Nope, not one of my 4
I just liked the "fist bump kitty" picture

Plus he's too small to be one of mine; we seem to grow monster size kitty's, the lightest one right now is 6.5lbs and only 4 1/2 months old.
There's a lot to be said for stress free living that makes them get large.
The other 3 are 14 to 16lbs and none of them are fat or shaped like a small blimp.

 

[stu ostler]

7. You won't get pregnant in an Elio

Maybe on one...

 

[Chaz]

I will not be able to carry my tortoises, which weigh in at 100 and 76lbs. They would not fit in the trunk opening.

 

[Trusting]

I will not be able to carry my tortoises, which weigh in at 100 and 76lbs. They would not fit in the trunk opening.

Maybe they can run along alongside....

 

[FC]

Can't time my breaks on road trips on when I hit half a tank.
Can't use the excuse that I can't afford the gas to visit relatives.
"Can't" carpool with people I don't like, "I forgot to get the optional rear seat"
Can't have my battery stolen. Just picturing someone trying to open the hood who has never seen an Elio