Elio Humor

[3wheelin]

Gentlemen; there is no need to start a fight in here over a posted joke.
Everyone has their concerns about this project, but there is no need to cruel to one another.

So in other words, lighten up!

Actually Coss, I'm happy that Trusting got my message across to have some FUN while waiting for our ELIO...what else is there to do anyway....whine and complain about the ELIO delays and the wife that wanted a VW?? Oh yeah, he's on board with us now I'm sure!

 

[Coss]

Well that's one person I can confirm got the message; I'm just hoping that everyone involved read the warning.

Let's just continue on please.

 

[Ty]

I posted the above 24 hours ago as an experiment, test, whatever. Wanted to see what would happen. There have been no answers, no comments, no likes, no nothing. Not surprising, our situation is past the joking stage.

It may be that people are posting jokes in the jokes thread instead of starting this one going as well.

 

[Trusting]

It may be that people are posting jokes in the jokes thread instead of starting this one going as well.

You could be right. Maybe a moderator could merge them?

Come on people, don't let this forum die. Just think how interesting it will become after the first Elios hit the streets !

 

[Coss]

Who said this forum is dying?

 

[Ty]

What has three wheels, two seats, gets 84 mpg, and does 0-60 in 4.5 seconds?
An Elio! (I lied about the 0-60 time)

 

[Frim]

What has three wheels, two seats, gets 84 mpg, and does 0-60 in 4.5 seconds?
An Elio! (I lied about the 0-60 time)

That's 75% truthful. You passed!!

 

[Doug McDow]

What has three wheels, two seats, gets 84 mpg, and does 0-60 in 4.5 seconds?
An Elio! (I lied about the 0-60 time)

If only you had added the word (Turbo)

 

[Frim]

If only you had added the word (Turbo)

That would have messed up his score. With only 3 right of 5, he would have scored 66%, a failing grade. In that case he would have failed truthfulness. The political correct people would have called him fact deficient or accused him of having only a fleeting relationship with the truth. To be politically correct you must score at least 75%. (my rule)

 

[DailyLunatic]

I've read several posts where members have remarked that there is no humor on this forum.... nothing to laugh about, too much doom and gloom.

I think that should change. I invite everyone to share any
jokes, humor, cartoons or whatever about Elio on this thread. Come on guys; lighten up !

I'll start the ball rolling...

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I've read several posts where members have remarked that there is no humor on this forum.... nothing to laugh about, too much doom and gloom.

I think that should change. I invite everyone to share any
jokes, humor, cartoons or whatever about Elio on this thread. Come on guys; lighten up !

I'll start the ball rolling...

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Sad on two points:
1: That the poor guy has passed, not getting his beloved Elio.
&
2: That the date on the cartoon is (at this point) a year out of date and still relevant.

-sterling