Elio Humor

[Coss]

Cuba's answer to the Elio....

After 84 miles does it give you a gallon (of milk)?

I couldn't tell if it was a female; but I think it is.

 

[Ekh]

Cuba's answer to the Elio....

Not a fair comparison. Elio has 54 more horsepower.

 

[booboo]

Me and my Elio
straighter than narrow
where ever we go
everyone knows
it's me and my Elio

Harry Nilsson - Me And My Arrow - YouTube

 

[outsydthebox]

Cuba's answer to the Elio...

Yes, but do Oxen produce less methane than a cow?

BTW...5 likes for that pic.

 

[BearLakeSteve]

From the urban dictionary :

elio. a Latin God of Baby Making

With that tiny little back seat?

 

[BearLakeSteve]

The Elio does not have a bottle for windshield washer fluid. It has a place to hold the gallon jug washer fluid comes in, and it also has a suction hose to go into the jug. When empty, the hose is pulled out, the old jug removed, the new jug is inserted (minus the cap), and the hose inserted. It saves them the price of a bottle for washer fluid, and nothing is spilled. Slick.

This is not humor, it is real. But I found it "amusing" and couldn't find a place to post it.

Reminds me of the old VW that used air from the spare tire to spray the washer fluid. Mine is still working 43 years later.

 

[BearLakeSteve]

You must repost this to the aftermarket modifications thread.

 

[AriLea]

(disclaimer: not my opinion, very silly)
There is a hidden benefit to Golfers owning an Elio, my golf-bag is huge yet it still fits in the back seat. It's a huge bag for a reason, my little woman, she can't take it out of there. Therefore there's never room left for my wife!

Hey you save money too! Sorry honey, I had my clubs back there, so I'll had to go to the store by myself!

Then there's still room left in the trunk area for all the beer and chips I bought. What do you mean? I did buy something healthy! It's good for my mental health!

 

[outsydthebox]

I just had a flashback to my grandmothers AVON cologne bottle collection

 

[Trusting]

I just love my Elio. Just ask anyone on the bus.