Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. > > The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown." > > The white man faints and falls to the floor. > > The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says: "What's wrong with you?" > > In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" > > The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weighs 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown." > > The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around "