Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )

[bowers baldwin]

How about a clogged toilet?

 

[W. WIllie]

That looks like the "thing" I passed when I tore my anal opening.

Back to the meds!
Willie

 

[Gizmo]

 

[Coss]

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Would posting a picture of a stool sample get me in trouble?

Bowers if you're passing things like that you have some serious issues and should see a doctor as soon as you can.

 

[Gizmo]

That or go into a shoe manufacturing business! Just think....only overhead would be the food needed to digest in order to make something with such high fiber.

 

[bowers baldwin]

Bowers if you're passing things like that you have some serious issues and should see a doctor as soon as you can.

Too much fiber?

 

[84mpg]

My Dad was a pretty good shade tree mechanic. I walked up to him once while he was working on his old Studebaker. As I got to the car, he looked at me and pointed to the old coffee can on the ground that had gas in it – for cutting grease off parts. "Son, you're not going to believe what just happened! While I was working on the carburetor, a cat came out of nowhere and started lapping the gas out of that can. I bet he swallowed a cupful before I noticed. I reached down to grab him and he took off across the yard. He paused for a second and then started running in circles! He was moving so fast – he was just a blur. Then he stopped all of a sudden and fell over on the grass!"

I asked "Dad, did he die??!!"

"No son, he just ran out of gas."



Yep… it's corny – but was my dad's favorite. A tribute to my shade tree mechanic Dad

 

[Rob Croson]

Bowers if you're passing things like that you have some serious issues and should see a doctor as soon as you can.

And change your diet, too.

 

[Rob Croson]

Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just two. But I have no idea how they got in there...

 

[Ekh]

A penguin drives his limping clunker into a garage. The mechanic takes a quick look at the car, shakes his head and says this is going to take a while. If you want some place to go there is a Dairy Whip next door. An hour later the penguin comes back into the garage. Ha has white stuff on his face and beak. The mechanic says, " oh hi, it's you. Looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin licks his lips and says, "why no, it's only ice cream."