Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )

[NSTG8R]

Hey lock, when I was in the Marine Corp, I heard the same story the other way around.

I was in the Navy...LockMD got it right.

 

[goldwing06]

ok, i read all of this thread.............whats the purpose?

 

[LockMD]

ok, i read all of this thread.............whats the purpose?

Ummm Really? To have a little fun/laughter while waiting for the Elio..........maybe a little distraction.......

Military/Marines might like this.......
Semper Gumby.....

Always Flexible

 

[BilgeRat]

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?











Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.... (rimshot!)

 

[ross]

Do you know why Firemen have bigger balls than Policemen?...............They sell more tickets! " pa dom pom!"

Why do cowboys all have the same size balls?
So they can pull each others horse trailers.
Why do cowboys have their names on the back of their belts?
So when they pull their head out of their ass they know who they are.

 

[ross]

A Marine walks into the head, goes up to the urinal beside a sailor........the sailor finishes and proceeds to exit, the Marine says "Hey! in the Marines they teach us to wash our hands afterwards" the sailor replies "in the Navy the teach us not to pee on our hands"

Little kid says 'Daddy Daddy I don't want to be a marine'.
Dad says 'Shut up and get your head in that jar'.
Know the only two things a sailor will go down on?
A submarine and a marine.

 

[RUCRAYZE]

isn't this thread CAR jokes??, , I wouldn't mention it, if at least ONE of them was funny!!!--- Boys will be boys!! (I know p.c.)

 

[RUCRAYZE]

here's my attempt-

what vehicle has three wheels
plastic body panels
seats one
gets more than 100 mpg
open cockpit
helmet laws apply state by state
direct drive

answer published tomorrow

 

[wjdom]

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

Whats purple and goes slam, slam, slam,slam?..... A four door grape!

How do you get 4 elephants in a Voltswagon? 2 in front, 2 in back!









Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.... (rimshot!)

 

[Bert]

I had a 65 Ramber American at one point, so this song has special meaning to me!!