Unintended Benefits Of Elio Ownership...

[lafrisbee]

You will HAVE TO obey ALL the legal driving codes cuz a cop will be just itching to pull you over and give you a warning just so he can check it out.

 

[lafrisbee]

keeping it clean will be as tough as wiping off the kitchen counter.

 

[lafrisbee]

You won't loose it in the mall parking lot.

 

[lafrisbee]

People will walk an even larger circle around you if you already dress funny and talk to yourself.

 

[lafrisbee]

Parking them back to back and staggered in your driveway will make it so you can park 6-8 of them in a standard driveway.

 

[lafrisbee]

the professional car thieves won't steal them because a new one is the same price as a stolen one.

 

[lafrisbee]

And my number one reason for having an EE...making love on the hood will require a gymnast

 

[redhedman50]

After winter you can leave your stud tires on and aerate your yard.

Ok, lafrisbee now has me thinking of gymnist.

 

[ecdriver711]

I won't have to detail the shiny wheels.

 

[Ty]

When you walk into the gas station they won't say "Norm!" like they do in Cheers because you'll no longer be a regular.