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I Was Hoping For A Lack Of "nay Sayers" When I Joined This Forum

RUCRAYZE

RUCRAYZE

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ross said:
I know there's a lot of talk about which side the gas cap is on, I know it's one of GO's favorite topics. My PT Cruiser's gas cap is on the passenger side, and there has been numerous times I've pulled up to the gas pump, and there would be cars waiting in line to fuel up on the "proper" side and I would just pull up to the "wrong" side and shake my head in wonder at the people who wouldn't drive around and fuel up on the other side, but then they would be heading in the wrong direction. Reminds me of the two Pollocks who go deer hunting, shoot a nice buck, and are dragging it out by the hind legs, a couple other hunters come across them and tell them "you know if you drag that deer by the antlers it's a lot easier as the hair grows the other way, so they try that for a while until one says 'You know this aint working, we're getting further away from the truck".
OK one more and then I promise to be good ....for a while. Two Pollocks buy a mule and are bringing it into the barn the first night, and the mule's ears hit the top of the barn doorway and the mule locks up and won't move, so they decide to cut the doorway taller, one's got a handsaw is sawing away at the top of the doorway when a neighbor comes by and asks what they are doing, so they explain that they just bought this mule and his ears hit the top of the doorway so they're cutting it out so he will clear. The neighbor suggests 'why don't you dig out under the door way so the mule will drop down and clear'. They thank him, say they'll think about it and he leaves. One Pollock turns to the other and says "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard his legs aint too long, his ears are."
I know GO, should be in the jokes thread, but it all started about a gas cap!
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Maybe I missed something, but I didn't know pollocks could talk!! Most fish that I ever met, never said a word
 
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RUCRAYZE said:
Mesa anywhere near Seattle ( my 2 girls live there)?
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Seattle is about 200+ miles west of me, or as they say on the 'wet' side about three hours, I live in the desert, we average about 7 inches of moisture a year, mostly in the winter as snow or freezing rain, whereas on the other side of the Cascade mountains where your daughters live it RAINS! I worked over there a couple of times and it's like Southern California, you ask someone how far is it to Tacoma or Renton or wherever and they'd give you the answer in minutes. How far is a minute? It's miles on the dry side and minutes on the wet side.
 
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Sr.MailMan said:
I do not post to facebook, but the trolls & nay sayers were getting on my nerves. They seem to enjoy negative posting. I was hoping this forum was for all ins only, but this is America and all opinions are excepted.
I fully understand what it takes to bring a product to national market and I think Elio Motors is doing an excellent job!
I hope to see My reserve (#10910) in the spring or summer of 2016. ( if longer... I will wait patiently/quietly)
I started out with all in,at $100.00, on St.Patrick's day promotion. Then moved up to $500.00 and when the budget allowed in Oct. 2014 to $1000.00. (total of $1375.00 at purchase time).

WOW ! Thank You Elio Motors. Just got the "Black Friday" email raising My credit level to 50% or $1500.00
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WELCOME & CONGRATULATIONS, Sr.MailMan. Hope that they stay "under the bridge," but, from time to time, we DO see our share of Trolls on here. Just got to remember NOT to feed the Trolls. o_O
 
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