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Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )
- Thread starter Keith Dahl
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There you go, one for every day of the week.
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Elio Addict
What do you call an Amish man with his hand in a horses mouth?
A mechanic.
A mechanic.
Good one
Mel
Elio Addict
Do you know the difference between a horses a$$ and a mailbox?
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Remind me not to send you after the mail!
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Remind me not to send you after the mail!
Mel
Elio Addict
Are you blonde by any chance?
Mel
Elio Addict
A young blonde driver up north was told by her driver instructor father, "If you ever find yourself in snow so deep that you can't see where to go, just sit quietly and soon a snowplow will be by. Then you can follow him until you see a place you recognize." Upon leaving the local discount store one afternoon she found herself in that exact situation. She waited patiently and sure enough along came the plow. She followed it religiously for over an hour not recognizing anything. Finally the snowplow driver stopped, got out and came back to her car. She rolled down the window and the plow driver said, "Ma'am, I've finished plowing the Walmart lot. I'm going over to Target now if you want to follow me over there."
What did the comedian say while he was undressing?
Haven't you ever seen a comic strip?!
Haven't you ever seen a comic strip?!