A Barn?? Who ever heard of a BARN on a golf course small enough to lay a shot throughA man playing golf with his wife sliced way off the fairway. The ball landed between a barn, and the green. The wife said "I know what to do. I'll open both doors on each end of the barn, and you can shoot straight through to the green!".
The man thought that was a good idea, so he agreed. The wife opened the doors on both ends of the barn, and WACK, he shot straight through the barn, but the ball ricocheted off a support beam, and hit his wife straight between the eye's. Killed her on the spot.
Several years later, he was playing the same course with friends, but couldn't forget the tragedy that happened there years ago.
Low and behold, he sliced exactly like hid did when playing with his wife that fateful day.
One of his friends said "I know what to do. I'll open both doors on each end of the barn, and you can shoot straight through to the green".
The man said "oh no. Last time I did that, I got a 9 on this hole".
As for the joke
