Those had me rollin and the tears are from laughter, started on #6 and got better from then on
Where did you find that???
Where did you find that???
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Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )
- Thread starter Keith Dahl
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Little Sally asks her dad if she could take her dog Fluffy far a walk around the block. He tells her no, because Fluffy was in heat.
Little Sally asks, "What does in heat mean?"
Without any explanation, her dad took a rag with gas on it and wiped the dog’s rear end with it.
He told her to go around the block and come back straight home. When she returned she was alone.
Her dad asks, "Where is Fluffy?"
Little Sally says, "Fluffy ran out of gas a few blocks back and another dog is pushing her home."......
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Little Sally asks, "What does in heat mean?"
Without any explanation, her dad took a rag with gas on it and wiped the dog’s rear end with it.
He told her to go around the block and come back straight home. When she returned she was alone.
Her dad asks, "Where is Fluffy?"
Little Sally says, "Fluffy ran out of gas a few blocks back and another dog is pushing her home."......
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The teacher was some months pregnant and as she stood in front of her 5th grade class,
Betty asks, "Why is your stomach swelled up?"
So she said, "Can anybody tell me why my stomach is swelled up?"
Jane said, "You were bit by a snake!"
Billy said, "You were bit by a spider?"
"No, neither one of those is correct," she said.
Little Johnny then says, "I know why teacher."
"Okay, why Johnny?"
"You were bit by a trouser worm.".......................
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Betty asks, "Why is your stomach swelled up?"
So she said, "Can anybody tell me why my stomach is swelled up?"
Jane said, "You were bit by a snake!"
Billy said, "You were bit by a spider?"
"No, neither one of those is correct," she said.
Little Johnny then says, "I know why teacher."
"Okay, why Johnny?"
"You were bit by a trouser worm."............
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hawg_ryder
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I saw it on FailBook and couldn't resist...
hawg_ryder
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hawg_ryder
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One more Texas in December...
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I hear that. I was in Huston in January a few years back, part of an investigation team, it was nutz for weather.
It rained at nite and the storm drains were shooting water 10' up it was raining so hard. But when we were going back to the hotel, it had stopped.
Crazyness is all you could say.
It rained at nite and the storm drains were shooting water 10' up it was raining so hard. But when we were going back to the hotel, it had stopped.
Crazyness is all you could say.
Talk about crazyness:
Doctor Phil had known many interns during his long career, but none ever made as many misdiagnoses as young Charles.
After making the rounds one day, and watching him make a dozen wrong diagnoses, Phil took the intern aside. “Tell me,” the doctor asked, “have your ever considered working somewhere else?”
“Where, for instance?” asked the intern.
“Wall Street,” replied Phil.
Doctor Phil had known many interns during his long career, but none ever made as many misdiagnoses as young Charles.
After making the rounds one day, and watching him make a dozen wrong diagnoses, Phil took the intern aside. “Tell me,” the doctor asked, “have your ever considered working somewhere else?”
“Where, for instance?” asked the intern.
“Wall Street,” replied Phil.
Why doesn’t a chicken wear shorts?
Because his pecker is on his face!
Because his pecker is on his face!
hawg_ryder
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We're all getting there!
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