That's funny. I never would have found facebook if it weren't for Elio. There I was on the Elio site and there was a little rounded corner square with a little lowercase white "f". I thought it was for "Fast". I like fast. I clicked on it and suddenly, just like that, I was offered farmville property, some angry birds attacked me, I saw 17 duckface selfies, and some cat was caught in the blinds... it was hours before I was able to peel myself away from the refridgerator of the internet. Now, I can say with certainty that candycrush doesn't refer to the girl I liked in highschool, flappy bird isn't an obcene jester, and there are a lot of poor people who don't have friends who can work a camera so they are forced to take their own picture usually in a mirror with toothpaste splatters on it and a messy room behind them. Thank you, Elio for showing me "the facebook". Word of advice, drop the "the".
