600 Lb Gorilla

[Folks]

This was my thread, mommy, now look what they've done to it. LMAO

 

[eddie66]

This was my thread, mommy, now look what they've done to it. LMAO

 

[NSTG8R]

whew you had me worried. I thought you were adopted. Is there a truism for that? Seem you ignored my Thomas Jefferson. It goes a long way to explain why the Dems crave so much dictatorial power. Once they control your health care, believe me it's all over. I'll meet up with you in line to get your ration of health care. Guys like me have a way of getting fast path ed to the head of the death panel list. LOL

"It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself." ~Thomas Jefferson, Notes on Virginia

No, I'm not that smart...Thank you Bing!

Personally, I like your version better.

 

[Folks]

If there one truism that stands above all the rest is the one from Virginia that says Pray. Pray like you've never prayed before. That there are so many who will give up their sanity just crave the hate is really scary. It's almost a preview of all those who will gladly jump into hell with no prompting at all.

 

[Folks]

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At least I get credit for creating a monster. LOL

 

[JEBar]

we're about 2 miles from Ferguson, and we're on the list of "protest sites". The "protesters" (including Rev. Al Sharpton) say they're going to start sh*t no matter which way it goes.

we just received word that our son is on his way home from the hospital where he works in St Louis .... we are glad he's out of there

Jim

 

[NSTG8R]

Good news for sure Jim!

For some crazy reason, the 'protesters' picked 6 hospitals to stage their "Hands up, don't shoot" rally...go figure.

 

[eddie66]

At least I get credit for creating a monster. LOL

1. If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.

 

[eddie66]

1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
3. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
4. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
5. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
6. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
7. If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
8. We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
9. War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
10. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
11. Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’ and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
12. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
13. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
14. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
15. Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
16. Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
17. I didn’t say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
18. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?
19. Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ?
20. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
21. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
22. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
23. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
24. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
25. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
26. Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.
27. Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
28. Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
29. I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
30. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
31. You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
32. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
33. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
34. Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
35. A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
36. If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
37. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
38. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
39. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
40. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
41. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
42. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
43. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
44. If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
45. We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
46. War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
47. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
48. Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’ and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
49. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
50. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
51. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
52. Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
53. Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
54. I didn’t say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
55. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?
56. Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ?
57. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
58. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
59. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
60. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
61. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
62. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
63. Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.
64. Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
65. Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
66. I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
67. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
68. You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
69. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
70. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
71. Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
72. A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
73. If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
74. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
75. The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian’s pocket.
76. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
77. Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, you will be a mile away and he won’t have any shoes.
78. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
79. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
80. If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
81. We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.

 

[Craig]

Hey Craig; this is rich. So I wonder why noone has protested your off topic remarks here. LMAO.
For sure no me. LOL

Just keeping it lite.