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hawg_ryder

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No place like Texas! ;) :becky:
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What car does a Proctologist drive? A brown Ford Probe. *rimshot*. See what I did there with the added "rimshot"?

There's a Nissan model sold and quite common in Japan and China, called the Sylphy, like as if no one is going to call it the "Nissan Syphilis".

You would think they would ask a Westerner about names before they named them.

 

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“Dr. Smith,” said the woman in a very deep voice, "I – I hate to say it, but I thing you overdid it on the hormone pills.”

“Don’t worry,” the doctor assured her. “A deep voice is a natural development. It will only last a few days.”

“But I’ve also noticed hair on my chest,” she said.

“Really? And how far down does it reach.”

She replied, “All the way to my balls.” .....................:eek:............................:shocked:.................:drum:
 
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