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Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )

Doug McDow

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A bird was flying south for the winter. The weather turned and he froze and fell in a pasture. A cow came by a dropped dung on him. He started to thaw and warm up. He started to sing and was happy. A cat heard him sing and went to investigate. He dug the bird out and ate him. The moral of he story is. When someone shits on you, he is not always your enemy. One who digs you out of shit is not always your friend. And last but not least. When you are in deep Shit keep your mouth closed!
 
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